you know you’re good at your job when every single person tells you “thank god you’re back”
Boss makes a dollar You make a dime You read unsanitary pirate slash On company time
Look if you read fanfic on the clock and everyone is still relieved that you’re back you must just be that got-dang good at your job
Fam, some jobs are like being a firefighter. 90% of the time you’re not doing anything that important, but by golly, when they need you, they need you.
Some jobs, you can fuck around for six hours a day, but you know what you’re doing so well that the work you do in two hours would take somebody else ten.
Some jobs, you spend those two hours preventing other people from making mistakes that would take 100 hours to fix if you weren’t there to steer them right.
So don’t buy into the idea that if you’re not working 480 minutes a day, you’re not doing enough to get paid a day’s wages. That’s the capitalism talking.
You’re a better employee when you keep your morale up, and sometimes you do that by reading fanfiction on the clock in between putting out your little fires.
